As the proud and protective owner of a fine set of testicles, I Cimarron29414, do hereby authorize you, Gilda, to kick anyone who does this SQUARELY and FORCEFULLY in the nuts. No, I am not kidding. Turn to face him, smile to disarm him, and then knee him in the marble bag as hard as you can! Be sure to stay around and DARE him to touch you again or call the cops!
It didn't happen for any other reason than you were there, and he thought he could get away with it. Don't enslave yourself to a victim's mentality - chalk it up as an "opportunity to perform castration" lost, and don't miss the next opportunity!
