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When I am Mistress of the world.....
All men will be required to wear kilts
All things with the word wedding in the item name will be 70% LESS instead of 120% MORE
Chevy will make me a new camaro every year...retro 1969 style, but with all new features invented for a car
Maleficent will have final say in the punishment of stupid people
Nancy, oh_shesus and *nikki* will do my bidding
Bill O'Rights will waltz with me (wearing a kilt) anytime I want him to
All dressed ruffles will be available all over the world
.....I am tired....I will think of more
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!
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