Brewmaniac

I've gotten this by email before about a year ago, so when I got it again and didn't find it in search I thought I would share.


This is probably the funniest TRUE date story ever, first date or not!!!
This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date thata
woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
It was a day trip no overnight. They were strangers, after all, and truly
had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until
they
were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving backdown the
mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had
that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest
room and in the middle of nowhere! Hercompanion suggested she try to hold
it, which she did for awhile. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and
slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop
and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let
her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood
on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman
and refrained from peeking. All she could think
about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the
situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues
frozen to iceblocks immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage
her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand
new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humour of the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply
that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,
they assessed her dilemma. Obviously,as hysterical as the situation was,
they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
both quickly realized that
there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the otherway, her
first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the
fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down."
........And you thought your first date was embarrassing.!!
Jay? Leno's comment . "This gives a whole new meaning to being
'pissed off'."

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