Well, that's a first. "Rope humping." I've heard of a lot of stuff, but fucking a piece of rope never occurred to me. I can say that I've never had this experience, but my first thought is "ooeey. stop it - it burns, it burns." I suppose if I had an inny and not an outy, maybe it'd be different?
I also find the image of blowing a load doing crunches to be sort of funny...I can just see guys at the gym running of the mats, hands over their crotches. It's bad enough if someone sharts while doing squats...
__________________
You don't love me, you just love my piggy style
|