There was a girl in High School that was exempt from doing push-ups.
I cried foul: Why does she get away with not doing PT and still get a good mark in gym?
My buddy whispered: She has an orgasm every time she does push-ups.

I was floored.
When climbing ropes, I make sure that the rope wraps around my leg on the opposite side as my crotch, and it kind of digs into the flesh on my ass. I don't want the boys disturbed by a rope...
Fucking army is obsessed with rope climbing. I hate it.