Tophat665

Dude! We're trying! But everyone keeps bringing it up, so evidently the answer is "No one". (Gives me a good idea for a painting: The persistance of Assquatch.)

In any case, Martian is cool incarnate. He said so. I believe him. When not dredging up unpleasant memories, he runs a home for homeless parakeets, and has entirely given up the idea of blowing up the earth. (Y'all should PM him and thank him for that. He's going to use a moon sized mirror to view Venus.)

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