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1) Got a speeding ticket? 16 years ago
2) Had a steak? 6 weeks ago
3) Kissed someone? 10 minutes ago
4) Had a crush on someone you shouldn't have? 14 months ago
5) Said something you immediately wished you could take back? 3 months ago
6) Skipped class or called off of work? last wednesday
7) Loved someone so much it hurt? 15 years ago
8) Hurt someone you love? yesterday
9) Denied yourself because what was "right" overruled "desire"? yesterday
10) Were drunk/high? 2-1/2 years ago
11) Wished you could sink into the floor? last month
12) Felt on top of the world? a week and a half ago
13) Had breakfast in bed? 7 years ago
14) Bit your tongue when you wanted to speak out? last friday
15) Did a random act of kindness? yesterday
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