1) Got a speeding ticket? - Never in 8 years of driving
2) Had a steak? - 3 nights ago, great steak place... incredible prime rib
3) Kissed someone? - been weeks and weeks, it's starting to piss me off.
4) Had a crush on someone you shouldn't have? - me previous ex, back in april of '03... she had a boyfriend (but she was very unhappy) and she left him for me. We were together for almost 6 months.
5) Said something you immediately wished you could take back? - I say what I mean, mean what I say, and my words are calculated. So, never.
6) Skipped class or called off of work? - Back in my slightly younger days (a few years ago) I foolishly threw away money on college because I didn't go as I was supposed to. When I last had a crappy job, about a year ago, I would occasionally call in because I simply didn't want to go in.
7) Loved someone so much it hurt? - My first serious girlfriend... over a 3.5 year long-distance relationship, our love was incredible... but when she moved here, we discovered we'd grown up apart from each other, and weren't the same people any more... despite an intense love, we had to break up. Also, #4. I really loved her, but she had personality traits I couldn't reconcile.
8) Hurt someone you love? - Only by breaking up with them... I was the one who officially pulled the plug on all (3) of my relationships.
9) Denied yourself because what was "right" overruled "desire"? - Usually when I want to yell at some stupid idiot, but can't. The most recent was yesterday, while working.
10) Were drunk/high? - Been about 2 weeks for being drunk, and since late february that I was high (in Holland).
11) Wished you could sink into the floor? - Embarassment is usually caused by saying or doing something you didn't intend do. I pretty much don't feel embarassed by anything.
12) Felt on top of the world? - The last time I was truly in love... with the ex from #4 above... between april and october of '03. Although my recent decisions regarding going back to school and being a paramedic have me on a pretty good "i'm finally happy with my direction" high.
13) Had breakfast in bed? - I've eaten in bed in the morning, but i've never had food there.
14) Bit your tongue when you wanted to speak out? - See #5
15) Did a random act of kindness? - Pretty much every day that I interact with other people. I'm just a good person in general.