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see the problem with jesus is that he is the son of god (and indeed one and the same person as) and as douglas adams well informed me "god is the kind of guy who would leave a hat on the pavment with a brick inside knowing you were gonna kick it" (sorry if i misquoted im at work and this is a nonsense thread). therefore jesus wouldnt hit you out of love he would love you till you got mad enough to hit him and owuld then damn your eternal soul for it
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