Some people have a gift for telling a story. You have it, sir.
Here's me telling this story...
" I went to that new coffee shop today. It turns out, some girl I knew from high school runs the place. She ran around with a bunch of bitches in school. But, we talked for a while and she was actually pretty cool. One of her old friends came in and talked to us for a while too. I caught her checking me out. I'll be drinking alot more coffee now."
... See? Your version was much better wasn't it?
