There is a cafe nearby where the owner/cook can get you a 'Trapper Burger', which, of course, is a huge fucking burger.
It costs 10 bucks, but believe me, there is about 40 bucks worth of grease on that plate.
There is 1/2 pound patty, 1/4 pound of bacon, and a 1/4 pound of salami/peperoni. Then the cheese, onions, on and on.
I have only seen it ordered 4 times. It comes out on a platter. One of the times I ordered it. I finished it. Then I didn't eat for the rest of the day. I just held my stomach and groaned.
Bundt, Bundt, Bundt, Bundt, Bundt!!!!
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