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Old 08-23-2005, 05:37 AM   #9 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights
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Originally Posted by Gilda
There is milk in chocolate cake. Milk. And eggs. Milk and eggs. And flour, which is what bread is made from. And butter.

Chocolate cake is just a breakfast of buttered toast, eggs, and a tall glass of milk all in once convenient package.

Dad is great. He gives us chocolate cake.

Seriously...when I have a "hankerin'" for McDonald's, it sure as hell ain't for a fruit and walnut yogurt salad. Give me a break. If that's what you want...then great, there are places to go get that. When I want a big greasy, fat dripping, artery clogging cheeseburger, I don't need Beonce Knowles shovin' fruit and nuts at me. And boo hiss to McDonald's for falling into this pc drivel. They didn't get where they are from selling twigs and berries. And a double kick in the ass for these idiots that berate McD's for not selling more fruit cups. Say it with me..."That's not their core competency." See? Now I want a cheeseburger.
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