Your job is to threadjack this thread from the topic of the previous poster.
But hold on there, Jack. You can't just go willy nilly derail happy, you must attempt to address the topic in the post above before jacking it.
If you attempt to jack the thread before addressing the topic, I will get really angry and do something like this:
Which reminds me, it's funny how many smilies there are out there to convey all these different emotions. What do you think about smilies? Are they a trite chat cliche or do they serve a useful purpose in conveying the often misinterpreted emotion behind the text?