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Old 08-22-2005, 11:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
Redlemon
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Quote:
VERNON
That's what I though...you're a
gutless turd!
Vernon leaves and locks the closet door after him.
Bender climbs into a hatch in the ceiling and
disappears.
CUT TO:
22. INT. HEATING DUCT - DAY
Bender is slowly crawling through a heating duct.
BENDER
(to himself)
A naked blond walks into a bar, with
a poodle under one arm and a two
foot salami under the other. She
lays the poodle on the table. Bar-
tender says: "I suppose you won't
be needing a drink." The naked
lady says...
The ceiling under Bender gives and he falls through.
BENDER
(screaming)
Oh shit!!!!
"The Breakfast Club" Script

I haven't seen it. My wife can't believe it.
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