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Only a couple come to mind now, although I have done much, much more when I was younger:
To the old geezer who is always bitching about his lawn: We poisoned strips of grass across it. It wasn't just dead, it was barren. He tried to get grass to grow for months. Eventually, since we used so much salt and grass killer, most of the grass on his lawn started to die after the concoction that we poured started to spread.
We had a macho asshole for a leader at scout camp one year, who happenned to be pretty regular. We greased up the toilet seat and when he plopped down (in his direct macho way) he slid right off and onto the piss covered floor.
For my physics teacher, we connected opposite poles of a van de graph generator to his door and the doorframe, then left the door adjar in the morning. When he walked in, he was shocked so bad he almost passed out.
I will probably think of some of the good better jokes I have played on people in a little while.
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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence
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