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BigBen · 08-09-2005, 06:49 AM

What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?

Sometimes, the canoe tips...

I try to tip, and will always round out the tab to the nearest bill ($15.25 worth of beers? Leave a $20) and sometimes this simple math is not appropriate. If my bill comes out to $28.40, I feel like an asshole leaving a $1.60 tip. Then I search for a $5, but wait! That means I am leaving a $6.60 tip, which is too much... Aw shit. I don't know.

At least I TRY to tip, unlike most of my friends.

08-09-2005, 06:49 AM	#23 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? Sometimes, the canoe tips... I try to tip, and will always round out the tab to the nearest bill ($15.25 worth of beers? Leave a $20) and sometimes this simple math is not appropriate. If my bill comes out to $28.40, I feel like an asshole leaving a $1.60 tip. Then I search for a $5, but wait! That means I am leaving a $6.60 tip, which is too much... Aw shit. I don't know. At least I TRY to tip, unlike most of my friends. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.