THE WAY OF THE WORLD FROM EVERY POINT OF VIEW. PHILOSOSHISM
Taoism....Shit happens
Buddhism....Shit happening is an illusion
Islam........Shit happening is the will of Allah
Hinduism......This shit has happened before
Catholicism.....If shit happens, you deserve it
Judaism.....Why does shit always happen to us, Oy!
Christian Science... If shit happens, pray and it will go away
Protestantism.....Let shit happen to someone else
Atheism.....Shit happens for no reason
Agnosticism......Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't
Hari Krishna......Shit happens, shit happens, shit happens, Shit happens
Stoicism.....Shit happens, and I can take it
Jehovah's Witnesses.....Let us in, and we will tell you why shit happens
Rastafarianism.....Let's smoke this shit, and see what happens.
