While I might be comfortable with clothing and such, but my hair has always been a problem. For a while, it was that generic 'cut short, spiked forward, gelled, and cowlick' look. Still is, I'm ashamed to say. So my wife made a wonderful suggestion yesterday: grow it out. Yes, for the first time since highschool, it's ttime to change the way my head looks. I reluctantly called some local hair style places, and they all say something like, "Come in and we'll take a look at it." I went down there (because we're all comfortable with our sexuality) and they took a look. I think I heard someone gasp when I walked in. They said they had some options, and started naming celebrities. "Give him a Colin Farrel!!" one shouted. "No, go with David Beckham!!" another said. Then the alpha...um, person calmed everyone down. "I'm thinking....Orlando Bloom." I must admit, this was the first time people had shouted the names of celebrities at my head. I was a bit afraid. I said "I'll sleep on it, what with it being my hair and all". Not even a chuckle. So I came home and farted around online for a bit. BTW, don't bother trying to look up men's haircuts on Google.
So here I sit, as confused as I've ever been. I'd still like a new, longer haircut, but I'm not sure how long and how to cut and where to cut. Please help. Please.
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