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Fremen heard about that the *best* coffee in the world is coffee that is first eaten by cats and then the beans are collected from their feces... When he found out how much they cost, he started feeding coffee to his own cat and then collecting the feces... Alas, he only had ground coffee... you can imagine the results. A very strung out cat followed by Fremen putting cat poop in his Mr. Coffee...
It has been reported that he liked the results and even after someone pointed out how disgusting this practice is, he kept right on brewing...
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