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Ok... I have got 2....
1) Ok... Me and my ex-GF were in the back of my car in the bowling place's parking lot (I was only 17 at the time so we did the best with what we had...) Ok... We are going at it like crazy and after a while, and We decide to take a break... Ok... i pull out of her and I suddenly hear the loud fart sound... look over at her to see her red-faced and holding her hands over her mouth (I had no clue what had happened) I proceed to chuckle trhinking she had farted... ((It came from her pussy for those who hadn't guessed...))
2) Ok me and and my gf (diff from one above) are in a 69 position in my living room floor going at it and all of a sudden I feel a water like stuff fly all over my stomach, penis, and thighs... and well you guessed it... She had puked on my dick while attempting to deep throat it.
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