New Years eve 2003, Smashed to hell (15 beer in 3 hours, I was 18yr/old) so I am scoping all the hot babes I went to school with and one of them told me to meet her upstairs at the house we were at. So I go up there and wait a few minutes... pass out ... then wake up to someone giving me oral... This chick was so hot and I was all into it, the lights were off but I could barly see anyway. Then I hear her say stick it in my cunt ... So I do ... then after a few minutes I hear stick it in my ass ... so I am thinking this is the GREATEST EVER ... then the lights turn and there is 10 people standing in the door. Laughing their heads off ... apparently the chick that told me to meet her threw up and went home ... and the girl whose house it was came up stairs and found me unbuttoned and took advantage. Now not to sound shallow... She was a COW! Fat ... annoying ... and apparently horny ... she was a friend but definatly not someone I wanted to do that with.
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