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Tell him it's your latest piece of performance art. Then strike a dramatic and/or goofy pose.
Or tell him it came out of the combination phone/printer in your office. Then tell him that someone called for him too and wanted you to pass on SKRREEE-OOOOWOWOWOWOWWWOOO.
It's ink and white space.
A missive from the overlords - all hail the overlords!
Highly classified. Then refuse to let him look at it, insisting that he doesn't have enough clearance.
The work of an infinite number of monkeys. Then tell him that Macbeth is printing now and should be done by next Tuesday.
Your manuscript and you want him to produce it. Proceed to explain in depth about how it's a gripping and dramatic tale about <content of fax>
Before answering, tape it to the window face out. Then tell him that it's a note to the window cleaners.
It's his latest psych evaluation. Tell him you took the liberty of writing the test for him and that the orderlies should be arriving any minute now.
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
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