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For analog - it's a cookbook...
Hmm, a few options. Act really nervous and when he asks you what it is say "uh, nothing, really, nothing at all, just sign it and give it back please, no need to read it..."
Or pull the ink cartridge from a pen and give him that and the first page. Then try to convince him that it's electronic paper and the pen is the 'stylus'. Bonus points if you can actually convince him, then when he tries the 'stylus' on the paper look really up set and say "aw, shit you broke it! R&D's gonna have my ass on a platter!" Even better if your company doesn't actually have an R&D department.
Or just tell him what it actually is and then laugh maniacally. Maniacal laughter adds surrealism points to everything.
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
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