Awesome post, I thought these two ideas were especially clever:
-Shower her with flowers: Put flower petals on top of the blades of a ceiling fan. Turn it on when she lies down.
-Teach your dog to defuse an argument: Think of what you normally say to your wife when you're having a fight. Repeat this word or phrase every time you play ball with the dog. Eventually, when he hears it during an argument, he'll obediently bring the ball and help defuse the altercation (thank you , Pavlov!).
I don't have a dog but I'd try it if I did.
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