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Old 07-11-2005, 05:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
Daniel_
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My mate's wife went out in the car

She decided to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.

He was okay with it, because he got to watch sports all night.

He heard her stumble into bed around 4 and laughed knowing she'd have a monster hangover.

He wake up next morning and went outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night.

He sighed in relief because it was all in one piece.

He circled the car looking for dents and found none.

But, wait a minute whats this...


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