Remember the pillow dolls that were wrestlers? They had Ultimate Warrior and Macho Man Randy Savage. I had a Hulk Hogan pillow doll and I cut a hole between the legs and made love. All positions too! I wasn't fantasizing about Hogan! I was thinking about my history teacher. I was thirteen and it lasted for about a month or so because I ruined it. It had a voice chip in it so when you wrestled it or twist the arms it would say something like "Ooooh, your breaking my arm!" I remember plugging away at it and hearing, "Ahhhh, pile driver!"
I feel a great weight has just been lifted off my chest!
