Yeah, there's no way one of those things is getting anywhere near my wang. Call me boring if you'd like, but I've always believed that insertion is for the fairer sex.. us guys are designed to go the other way (ie sticking it in something rather than sticking something in it).
If you like it I say good on ya, but I'm far too inhibited for something like that.
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
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