Gimmick, your wish shall be done!
*poof* ::a book appears in your hands titled:
Fender Strategies, Woodstock edition by J. Hendrix::
Ooh, I have read that one.. It is good.
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Astrocloud, music is unneeded in a thread of wishes!
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And finally, akito.... your wish shall be done.
*poof* ::a jar of cosmetics appears in your hand along with several large vats of the same substance behind you::
I present to you a world supply of Joker brand cosmetics

Guarenteed to make you smile! I am sure you can figure out the method of distribution.