I had three books stacked right next to me actually:
"In retrospect I should have realized that when four cups of brandy are poured into a roasting pan hot enough to sear meat, the resulting vapors will creep over the sides of the pan in a hurry."-The Darwin Awards III: Survival of the Fittest by Wendy Northcutt
"Mr. Omnipotent Also known as: the Mighty Blowhard, Ye Olde Crackpot, More-Pompous-Than-Thou, the Cranky One, Mrs. Doubtfire"-How to be a Superhero by Doctor Metropolis
"But the action of natural selection will probably still oftener depend on some of the inhabitants becoming slowly modified; the mutual relations of many of the other inhabitants being thus disturbed."-The Origin of Species by Charles Darwin
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