My keyring has my car key, house key, mailbox key I've never used, and storage unit key. It also has a small leather thingie that can hold 2 pictures, a sterling silver pear which is frequently mistaken for a pair of testicles, and all of this is attached to a grenade pin.
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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"
Formerly Medusa
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