A tiny caribiner that's green and yellow
A keychain that says "I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused"
A keychain that says "Being sexy is a hard job but somebody has to do it"
A keychain that says "The more I drink the better you look" (My girlfriend bought these for me, except for the drinking one!)
A Smith's Fresh Values card
A house key
My grandma's house key
A key to a lock I used to wear around my neck
An old school handcuff key
And a Li'l Homie that's really dirty and missing a foot and has a poop stain on its diaper that one of my best friends gave me and told me to keep forever!
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