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					Originally Posted by MooseMan3000
					
				 I don't drink because...
 1) I don't like how it tastes.  I only put stuff in my mouth that tastes good.  Call me crazy.
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 Check.
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		| 2) I don't like being drunk.  I just feel stupid (which is true). | 
	
 Never been drunk, but I've seen it enough to know I'm not missing out.
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		| 4) I'd much rather spend my money on video games or sex toys. | 
	
 Absolutely.
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		| 5) Getting drunk socially doesn't interest me, because when people are drunk I don't find them interesting.  I have no desire to get drunk alone. | 
	
 Drunk people annoy me.
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		| So why don't you drink, athletics?  Seeing as you're "Tilted," I think you'd know by now that it's generally expected that when you start a conversation, you provide some discussion about it. | 
	
 Yup!