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I just always answer my phone the same way.........
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Everyone knows my weird sense of humor and distinctive voice so....
Only time there is a problem is when someone calls for a job interview and then I have to pray they didn't take offense and understand I have a very weird sense of humor.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"
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