I've been known to psych myself up when working out by saying over and over again 'c'mon stevie, you can do it, you da man'.
Problem is i ain't called stevie...
I blame it on typing in my journal as i go along when i workout. My mind usually isn't getting it's full supply of glucose at that time, which often leads to math problems when stacking weights 'ok, theres 10, 20, 30, 40, 50...ok, i have 100kg on this bar...i can't fit 100kg on this bar...whats going on here?'.
Thankfully i have my trusty calculator to do all the complicated addition for me
I've also recorded a voicemail message saying 'hi, sorry i'm not here right now, please leave a post after the beep'.