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Old 06-09-2005, 03:12 AM   #30 (permalink)
jwoody
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Location: Newcastle - England.
Your desire is best described as excited.

You need 20 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel bingo-bango.

At orgasm, you think "Bullseye!".

At orgasm, you say "Yabba-dabba-doooo!".

Your ideal sexual experience is bonzer.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "I See You've Pissed Youself.".
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