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This was funny, glad I didn't read ahead first.
How You Really Feel About Sex
Your desire is best described as anxious.
You need 120 minutes of foreplay.
During sex, you feel euphoria.
At orgasm, you think "Fuckin' Eh".
At orgasm, you say "This Is For The Gipper".
Your ideal sexual experience is speed.
After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You're Crazy".
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