| Ahhh Asian family members are always fun. Currently my uncle and aunt are sepereated (heh seperated since day one of marriage so thats ... 35years!) But yeah my aunt always gets in a fight and pisses someone in my family off then just flies back to Hawaii.
 There was also my others uncle divorce. She was Bi. i guess or something and i guess he wasnt getting any. So in my aunt's house he throws a giant porcelien vase($1k+) at her misses and then a whole family starts yelling at both of them.
 
 Good Times.
 
				__________________Wiggum: Find anything this time, boys?
 Cop:    Uh, no sign of him, Chief.
 Wiggum: Princess Opal?
 Opal:   I see nothing here, but I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta
 Burke and Major Dad.
 Wiggum: But they seem so happy!
 -- ``Bart the Murderer''
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