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Old 06-02-2005, 05:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
Zephyr66
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Location: Canada
Your desire is best described as bored.

You need Too Long minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel sick.

At orgasm, you think "What The Fuck?".

At orgasm, you say "Hoo-ah!".

Your ideal sexual experience is snazzy.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Maybe You Should've Worn A Parachute"
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