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Old 06-02-2005, 04:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green
...is a comical chap
 
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Location: Where morons reign supreme
Your desire is best described as nauseated.

You need 45 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel excited.

At orgasm, you think "Whoa".

At orgasm, you say "Oh Shit!".

Your ideal sexual experience is adrenaline-ish.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Welcome Back".

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