Originally Posted by FngKestrel

Personally, I don't care much for Paris Hilton. But that commercial just gets closer to what Bill Hicks said would be the perfect commercial if they were allowed to make it:

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Originally Posted by The Venerable Bill Hicks
I'll tell you the commercial they'd like to do, if they could, and I guarantee you, if they could, they'd do this, right here. Here's the woman's face, beautiful. Camera pulls back, naked breast. Camera pulls back, she's totally naked. Legs apart. Two fingers, right here, and it just says, "Drink Coke." Now I don't know the connection here, but goddamn if Coke isn't on my shopping list that week.