If I had to vote for the worst, it would be #3. There are even songs written about it. Has anybody heard Canned Heat's "You Can Fuck, But You Sure Can't Suck"? Dr. Demento has it in his collection, I sure would like to get a copy but I haven't seen any sign of it anywhere. I can vaguely remember the chorus, something like:
I can feel ALL your teeth, honey, on the end of my dick.
It's hurtin' me, hurtin' me to the bone.
To let you blow? Shit, honey, I just don't know . . .
You can fuck, but you sure can't suck.
It was a pretty funny song, slick and commercial. I wish I had it, it brings back lots of memories of college
