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We know you're not a virgin and we're fine with that; but trying to get the last drop out of an extra-large tube of KY jelly doesn't make a good first impression.
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That one has me laughing.
Once I went back to a girls dorm room in college, and there was a 100 condom pack (might have been more, it was huge and also mostly empty...) needless to say I felt very ackward.