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Old 05-28-2005, 07:54 AM   #17 (permalink)
Demeter
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Originally Posted by StanT
We know you're not a virgin and we're fine with that; but trying to get the last drop out of an extra-large tube of KY jelly doesn't make a good first impression.
Haha! This invokes a picture of a woman absorbed in her work, frantically shaking & squeezing a small bottle while the man looks on half mortified.

And for Skier...I won't let my man go south unless I'm shaved, and I have showered in the last few hours.
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