Reading through the thread (
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN) spawned the idea of this thread. Since I have noticed that men isn't alone in making mistakes in bed, it would be interesting to see what a thread like this one would pull to the surface.
BTW. Let's try and keep this in the same humorous and lighthearted sprit as the linked thread.
So just whip out your pet peeves and share with the rest of us.
1) Just lying there, letting the man do all the work,
Sex is a mutual thing and should be enjoyed mutually, that means both has to put in their efforts to make the sex as good as possible.
2) Being absent in bed,
Do you want sex or do you want to inspect the ceiling?
3) Scraping your teeth on the penis while giving oral sex,
The abstract thought of having your penis inserted into an orifice that could snap it right of with reasonable ease is fully manageable, being reminded of the physical fact every now and then is a huge turnoff.
4) Faking an orgasm,
There is only one betrayal that is worse, if you didn't orgasm don't be afraid to say so. If you don't want to contine trying to reach it tell us, if you wish to keep trying tell us aswell (and don't forget to tell us how). Despite popular myths the vast majority of men do understand spoken language even during sex.
5) Not showing the guy how to pleasy you,
It is your body, you are the only expert in giving you pleasure. If you wish a fulfilling sexlife, in most cases, you have to instruct him. Most men know the basics, the specials of your body can only be fully explored if you show them to him.
6) Not being imaginative enough,
Men, just like women, get bored when something becomes routine. The man isn't the only one having sex and taking initiatives to keep the sexlife interesting isn't his responsibility alone.
7) Not taking the initiative to initiate sexplay,
Men just like women needs to feel wanted and desired, if we constantly have to initate sex we soon feel like we are taking advantage of you and that is not a good feeling.
8) Shoving your finger up his anus without consulting him first,
Despite the abundance of erotic stories that features this act, most men would like the opportunity to say yes or no before something as potentially traumatic as this happens.
9) Digging your fingernails into his back,
There are many men that like pain and find it erotic, but the majority don't.
10) Not wanting to try different poses,
See number 7 for explanation.
11) Finishing off oral sex with a handjob,
You worked so hard to get him to climax with your mouth and then you just pull back and finish the grand finale with a tacky handjob. How would you like it if the guy get's you to the brink of orgasm and then pulls back and finishes you off with his fingers?
We can totally respect that you don't want to swallow and we can understand that you don't like the taste but we can't understand why you don't take the semen in your mouth and then spit it out somewhere else. Less laundry, almost no mess and our enjoyment of your oral stimulation is tenfolded.
Please continue with your own peeves, and remember: this is all in good fun so no bashing and/or namecalling.