ME.
Me, Baby. Think about that for a second...
Ooooh. It feels so good! No wonder I make love to myself 4.742 times per day.
I would institute the following:
Every friday is now called "Beer and Wings Day" where all federal employees get the day off to drink beer and eat hot wings.
Visiting heads of state would have to do 'shots' to prove that their country is worthy of our respect. (I think Russia would kick ass)
People would be given a yearly tax benefit if they legally changed their last name to "Strombolopolous"
"Fuck man, I don't know, I was wasted" will be written into the Canada Criminal Code as an excuse for a vast majority of crimes.
Am I missing anything? You guys would be begging for Martin back after I had power for 1 day!
