Ok, ok, I must be gay!! But all is well now I visited the religious guys mentioned above. They castrated me and pinned my eyes open showing footage of hot naked women a la "clockwork orange" and now i'm fine.
Did I forget to mention that its the local (topless) firemen who moisturize me all over every morning
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