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North Korea's getting the A-Bomb
So here's what I thinking... If I were the president of the U.S. I'd wait utnil I saw the sattelite images of people lining up view the dropping of the a-bomb in North Korea and then right at that moment we fly over, drop the bgigest possible nuclear weapon we have, and then give North Korea's remaining dignitaries a pat on the back for pulling off such a huge explosion in one try. 
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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