If I follow all of these rules, how will I know if we're fighting??
It is a great list, maybe a little long for someone like me that needs to keep it simple when fighting - I could easily see it turn into a fight about what fight rules were or weren't being broken!!
Maleficient's point was the one that jumped at me right away also. Being allowed to walk away if I needed was the only rule I asked for, but that one doesn't go over so well when your SO has unresolved abandonment issues!