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Adding to the snail jokes (I call these my Snail Trilogy)...
What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!"
A snail gets jumped by three turtles. The police ask him what happened, he says, "I dunno! It all happened so fast!!"
A guy opens his front door to get his morning paper, and there's a snail sitting on his front step. He kicks the snail off and goes on with his day.
Five years later, there's a knock on his door. It's the snail. The snail says, "What the fuck?!?!?"
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My heart knows me better than I know myself, so I'm gonna let it do all the talkin'.
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