I'm sorry!
I had no idea my own perceptions had been so colored by the man I spent the last seven years with (who ended the relationship with one tragic mistake; it’s only been over three months and I may still be a tad bitter, but that’s another story). I see now that his total lack of map reading skills does NOT reflect the general male population. I wish to re-title my little essay “Why One Man and Not All Men Cannot Read a Map For the Life of Him and Who Got Us Lost Every Time We Went Anywhere”. Would that put me back in good graces? Wait, make it Two Men – my brother has to be counted…Mr. “I Drive on Instinct”. Maybe I’ve been hangin’ with the wrong fellows. Maybe I attract map-dysfunctional men. I do have fairly decent mounds, so I don’t think that’s the problem. ;-D
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